Cate Blanchett Was Briefly Mistaken For Kate Upton

Cate Blanchett Was Briefly Mistaken For Kate Upton

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) — FOLKS, M MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS A TWO-TIME ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM “LORD OF
THE RINGS,” “BLUE JASMINE,” AND “OCEAN’S 8.” SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM
“WHERE’D YOU GO, BERNADETTE.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE
SHOW,” CATE BLANCHETT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )>>OH, MY LORD!>>Stephen: HI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LOVELY, AREN’T THEY? SO NICE.>>WOW!>>Stephen: YEAH. THEY’VE ALL DRUNK THE
KOOL-AID.>>Stephen: THEY SURE HAVE. THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE.>>IT’S A GLADTORIAL SPORT.>>Stephen: COMING OUT HERE? BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT RIDING
ON TONIGHT.>>Stephen: HOW SO? MY HUSBAND, THREE SONS AND
MOTHER IS HERE, MY DEAR FRIEND MARIA SIMPLE IS HERE, HER
DAUGHTER AND FRIEND. BASICALLY, THE AUDIENCE, I KNOW
THEM ALL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: WELL, I JUST WANT TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE WAY
THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY TO YOU WHEN F YOU WERE ON THE SHOW,
YOU HAVE TO ENDURE THIS FOR A SECOND, THERE ARE FANTASTIC
APPEARANCES IN “”LORD OF THE RINGS,” BUT YOU HAVE AN
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT IMPERSONATION OF THAT CHARACTER.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH!>>Stephen: GALADRIALL IS A
SHE WOLF ON THE EDGE, TAKING THE RING, PERHAPS.>>YOU WOULD HAVE PLAYED IT SO
BEAUTIFULLY.>>Stephen: I CAN STILL PLAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NO, NO, NO. I PASSED THE TEST. I WILL REMAIN STEPHEN AND PASS
IT TO THE WEST.>>THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU, YOU
WERE DRESSED AS A HOBBIT AT COMIC CONN AND THEN I CAME ON
THE SHOW AND IT TOOK ME TEN MINUTES IN THE INTERVIEW TO GO,
OH, MY GOD THAT IS THE SAME HUMAN.>>Stephen: RIGHT. IT’S NICE TO BE REMEMBERED BY A
PERSON YOU ADMIRE.>>YES.>>Stephen: OKAY, SO I JUST
FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A U.S. CITIZEN.>>I AM.>>Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW
THIS. YOUR FATHER WAS BORN IN TEXAS?>>MY FATHER WAS BORN IN TEXAS,
AND MY MOTHER’S AUSTRALIAN, AND I’M MARRIED TO A BRITISH
CITIZEN, SO I SIT IN SOME WEIRD FORK IN THE ROAD.>>Stephen: RIGHT. YEAH.>>Stephen: IN THE NEW MOVIE,
“WHERE’D YOU GO, BERNADETTE,” YOUR HONOR CHARACTER IS
BERNADETTE, AND WE’RE ALL WONDERING WHERE YOU GO.>>WHERE YOU GO. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SHE DISAPPEARS. I WON’T GIVE ANYTHING AWAY TO
SAY YOU GO TO ANTARCTICA, RIGHT?>>YES, YOU KNOW, I’M A HUGE
MARIA SIMPLE FAN AND I LOVE THE BOOK AND RICHARD LINK LETTER WAS
MAKING THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN INTERESTING SMASHUP
BUT THE CHARACTER DISAPPEARS.>>Stephen: SHE’S A STRESSED
OUT MOTHER.>>IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?>>Stephen: I SUPPOSE . SO YOU HAVE FOUR CHILDREN OF
YOUR OWN.>>I DO.>>Stephen: IS THE MOVIE A
SUDDEN WARNING TO YOUR CHILDREN?>>YES, IF MOVIE GOES TO THE
BATHROOM, DON’T KNOCK TOO LOUD. YOU HAVE KIDS, BUT YOU LOOK
OLDER NOW — YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY YOUNG, BUT I MEAN WHEN I SAY
OLDER NOW — ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU, TOO, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. ( PIANO RIFF )
>>YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Stephen: WHERE DO YO —
WHERE DO YOU GO?>>Stephen: IN THE BATHROOM. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T TALK
THROUGH THE DOOR.>>RIGHT. IT’S THE ONLY SPACE TO THINK.>>Stephen: IT’S ME TIME. I’M JUST HUFFING LYSOL
( LAUGHTER ) HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANTARCTICA?>>I HAVE A LONG, ROUGH MANET
CONNECTION BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS IN THE U.S. NAVY AND DOING AN
ANTARCTIC MISSION WHERE HE DECIDED TO BE A UNITARIAN
MINISTER.>>Stephen: WHEN HE WAS IN
ANTARCTICA?>>YES, THE ICE WILL DO THAT TO
YOU.>>Stephen: YES. HIS SHIP BROKE DOWN IN
MELBOURNE AND MY MOTHER WAS A TEACHER AND THERE WEREN’T ENOUGH
MEN AT THE DANCE — SORRY, MOM, I’M TELLING THE STORY AGAIN —
AND SHE WE WANT DOWN TO THE PORT WITH THE OTHER TEACHERS TO GET
SOME SAILORS TO COME TO THE DANCE AND THEY DANCED ALL NIGHT
AND THAT’S WHY I’M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
I KNOW! BECAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK
WITH RICHA RICHARD LINKLETTER. SO WE WENT TO GREENLAND.>>Stephen: I HEAR THAT’S
COLD.>>IT IS.>>Stephen: WERE YOU ON THE
ICE SHEETS THERE?>>NO, I WAS KAYAKING OUT WITH
THESE ENORMOUS ICEBERGS. IT WAS ASTOPPISHING. AND THEN WE GOT CAUGHT IN THE
HURRICANE.>>Stephen: IN GREEN IN GREENLAN
YES, WE COULDN’T GET BACK INTO THE FJORD. IT’S A PROBLEM. FOR 36 HOURS, SO THE STORM IS
ACTUALLY — I SUPPOSE IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN A HURRICANE AND
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY IN YOUR BRAIN FOR 36 HOURS, YOU MAY
AS WELL FILM IT, SO IT’S IN THE MOVIE. OUR NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE IS
THERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE.>>Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP
HERE. I DON’T THINK IT’S THE
HURRICANE. IT’S YOU AND BILLY CRUDUP. IS THERE ANYTHING WE NEED TO
KNOW ABOUT THIS CLIP? YOU’RE DRINK AGO SODA.>>IT AIN’T A SODA.>>Stephen: IT’S NOT A SODA? NO. SO BERNADETTE IS IN A MARRIAGE
AND THEY’RE KIND OF LIVING PARALLEL LIVES, AND SHE’S A
McARTHUR GENIUS, AN ARCHITECT AND SHE’S GIVEN IT ALL UP
BECAUSE SHE’S HAD A MONUMENTAL FAILURE SHE’S NOT DEALING WITH
AND SHE HAS A PRECIOUS DAUGHTER WHO’S ABOUT TO GO TO BORING
SCHOOL SO SHE’S A LITTLE UNHINGED AND THIS IS HER HUSBAND
SLIGHTLY WORRIED ABOUT HER.>>DO YOU WANT TO SEE A
PSYCHIATRIST?>>GOD, NO. NO? I’M JUST ANXIOUS ABOUT THE
TRIP.>>REALLY? WHAT SPECIFICALLY ARE YOU
ANXIOUS ABOUT?>>THE DRAKE PASSAGICS PEOPLE,
LITTLE TOWELS FOLDED INTO ANIMALS SHAPES THAT MIGHT BE
LEFT ON OUR BEDS. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.>>ACTUALLY, I DON’T THINK I DO. L.G., THERE’S GOING TO BE A
LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, AND I’M NOT GOOD WHEN EXPOSED TO PEOPLE.>>WELL, I DON’T KNOW, I THINK
MAYBE WE NEED TO REVISIT THIS IDEA OF FINDING SOMEONE FOR YOU
TO TALK TO.>>TALKING TO YOU, AREN’T I? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>AND THEN I DON’T KNOW WHERE
SHE’S GONE.>>Stephen: SO YOUR CHARACTER
ESCAPES. WE DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE’S GONE. WE FIND OUT LATER SHE’S GONE TO
ANTARCTICA. CAN YOU GO OUT INTO THE WORLD
AND ESCAPE? CAN YOU GO OUT AND NOT BE CATE
BLANCHETT?>>I WAS WALKING THE HIGH LINE
THE OTHER DAY WITH MY SONS AND SOMEONE SAID, OH, MY GOD YOU
LOOK LIKE A REALLY YOUNG CATE BLANCHETT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>THANK YOU!>>Stephen: ONE OF YOU WAS
BEING COMPLIMENTED.>>MY SON WAS IN AUSTRALIA IN AN
ALL-BOYS SCHOOL. WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED, I WAS
KNOWN AS CATE UPTON AND CATE UPTON IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE
ACTRESS, SWIMSUIT MODEL.>>Stephen: YES. AND THEIR FRIENDS AT SCHOOL
SAID, OH, MY GOD IS YOUR MOM CATE UPTON? THE BOYS INNOCENTLY SAID, YEAH. SO 20 KIDS WERE WAITING AT THE
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL PICKUP. THEN I ARRIVED AND YOU COULD
FEEL THE DISGUST AND DISAPPOINTMENT.>>Stephen: BLUE JASMINE. YEAH. THE WHAT? I CAN DISAPPEAR ON MY DAY JOB. BUT I CAN’T EVERYWHERE, CLEARLY.>>Stephen: YOU DON’T NEED TO
BE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: COULD YOU TELL I
WAS NERVOUS.>>NO, I’M NERVOUS.>>Stephen: NO, I’M NERVOUS. YOU’RE ABSORBING MY
NERVOUSNESS.>>Stephen: PROBABLY. BUT THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE I
GET STAR STRUCK AROUND. YOU’RE ONE OF THE FEW AND I’M
SORRY AND HAPPY TO SAY THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) “WHERE’D YOU GO, BERNADETTE” IS
IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. CATE BLANCHETT, EVERYBODY! BACK WITH MARC MARON!

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