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MY FIRST GUEST MADE HISTORY THIS FALL AS THE YOUNGEST WOMAN EVER ELECTED TO THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” NOW CONGRESSWOMAN ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>OH, MY GOSH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: PLEASE, PLEASE — I’LL SIT DOWN HERE, TOO.

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>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS THE CREATOR OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SHOWS “KILLING EVE” AND “FLEABAG.” PLEASE WELCOME PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>THANK YOU!>>Stephen: HELLO.>>HI! HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>Stephen: I’M DOING FINE. HOW ABOUT YOU.>>VERY GOOD, VERY, VERY VERY GOOD.>>Stephen: THANK YOU

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WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW, WHEN IT COMES TO THE NEWS, LET’S FACE IT, WE DON’T WANT TO FACE IT, BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, THE BIG STORY IS TRUMP’S POLICY OF TAKING IMMIGRANT CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS AT THE BORDER. NOW, THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO LOOK AT THIS

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YOU KNOW, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME, OVER IN THE MONOLOGUE, CARVING UP ALL THE CHOICEST CUTS OF NEWS BEEF, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO COLLECT ALL THE CATTLE SINEWS, DRY THEM OUT IN THE SUN, AND USE IT TO STRING THE TENNIS RACKET OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SNEFER

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FOLKS, PERSONAL QUESTION. ARE THERE ANY WEATHER FANS OUT THERE?( APPLAUSE ) YEAH. WELL, I’M SORRY TO SAY I HAVE SOME TROUBLING NEWS. NOT ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD OF WEATHER. THERE’S CONTROVERSY INVOLVING WICS, SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS’, NEWS LEADER. THEY WERE TOLD BY THEIR CORPORATE OWNERS THAT EVERY TIME THERE’S ANY BAD WEATHER– EVERYTHING

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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WE GET SO OBSESSED WITH THE BIG STORIES OF THE DAY THAT THE LITTLE STORIES CAN FALL THROUGH THE CRACKS. WELL, I LOVE TO GET MY HAND INTO THAT CRACK AND SEE WHAT I CAN FISH OUT IN OUR BELOVED SEGMENT: >>”MEANWHILE” MEANWHILE, YESTERDAY, I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT DONALD TRUMP HOLDING

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>>Stephen: I’M PRETTY EXCITED, YOU KNOW WHY.>>Jon: OH YES.>>Stephen: BECAUSE MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A LEGENDARY ENTERTAINER YOU KNOW FROM HIS STANDUP AND OF COURSE FROM THAT SHOW OF HIS. HE’S NOW APPEARING THROUGHOUT THIS MONTH AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, PLEASE WELCOME MR. DAVE CHAPPELLE. (APPLAUSE) >>GREAT TO BE HERE.>>Stephen: GOOD TO SEE

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