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>>THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN BEGAN MERCHANDISING PLASTIC TRUMP STRAWS ON ITS WEB SITE. THE ACCOMPANYING SLOGAN SAID LIBERAL PAPER STRAWS DON’T WORK. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BUY YOUR PACK OF STRAWS TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>I ASK YOU TODAY TO JOIN ME — ‘LL NEVER JOIN YOU! LUKE, I

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “THE VIRGIN SUICIDES,” “SPIDER-MAN,” AND “THE BEGUILED.” PLEASE WELCOME, KIRSTEN DUNST! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )6z■ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )6z■>>Stephen: HELLO! HI!>>Stephen: HELLO.ñr HELLO.>>Stephen: WE JUST MET BRIEFLY BACKSTAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME.>>WE DID.>>Stephen: SO NICE TO

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HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “MEAN GIRLS,” “FIRST REFORMED,” AND “MAMMA MIA.” SHE NOW STARS IN “THE ART OF RACING IN THE RAIN.” PLEASE WELCOME, AMANDA SEYFRIED! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME. ( APPLAUSE ) >>I’M GOING TO STAND UNTIL YOU GUYS

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>>Stephen: HER NEW ALBUM, “INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS,” CAME OUT FRIDAY. PERFORMING “SORRY WOULD GO A LONG WAY,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TORI KELLY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ DON’T SEEM TO WANNA HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BEFORE ♪ WE DON’T GO OUT TO DINNER, AIN’T NO FLOWERS AT MY DOOR

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A PASSERBY, POLICE MADE AN ARREST. YOU WILL HEAR FROM THE MAN WHO SHOT THIS VIDEO COMING UP.>>IT LOOKS LIKE WE’LL HAVE A GOOD ONE BUT WE COULD SEE SNOW TONIGHT.>>TRAFFIC IS SLOW TO MY PEOPLE ON THE EXPRESSWAYS. DAN RYAN AS BLADE RUNNER ARRESTED CHARGED WITH MURDERING HIS GIRLFRIEND. GOOD MORNING.>>HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. LET’S

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Conditions here in Britain not looking the best. Areas of high pressure from mainland Europe spreading over the UK And bringing with it some very dark clouds Again that cold front we’re feeling from Europe not showing any signs of lifting This looks set to be one of the worst winters on record since 1945.

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FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ALUM WHO CREATED AND STARS IN HBO’S “BARRY.”>>A AN AUDITION, YOU.>>YEAH.>>HAVE AN AUDITION.>>YEAH.>>WHAT, ARE THEY READING EXTRAS NOW?>>NO, IT’S SO WEIRD, SALLY SAID THE SAME THING.>>WHAT’S THE POINT.>>IT IS A GUY NAMED JT IN A MOVIE CALLED SWIM INSTRUCTORS.>>IS IT IS JUST

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YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME OVER THERE, MARIE KONDO-ING THE DAY’S BIG STORIES INTO THE PERFECTLY-ORGANIZED NEWS CLOSET THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO ROOT AROUND IN THE NEWS CRAWLSPACE FOR THE UNREAD MAGAZINES, THE OLD CAMP T-SHIRTS, AND THE BROKEN LITE BRITES THAT NO LONGER SPARK JOY, I

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