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Good morning stud muffin It is a beautiful 85 degrees And sunny in Austin, Texas Yes I get to go swimming Good morning LADIES!!! What the??? This isn’t 85 degrees and sunny?? Siri?! UGH It was just 30 degrees 10 seconds ago??? Why is this happening??? OH MY GOD Its fricken cold again why??? WHATS

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>>STEPHEN: ALSO, YESTERDAY WE GOT A NEW INTERVIEW WITH TRUMP FROM BRITISH TV PERSONALITY AND REGRETFUL LOAF OF BREAD, PIERS MORGAN. IN AN UNSTABLE WORLD, HE ASKED THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE’S MIND.>>YOU’VE NEVER HAD A DRINK, YOU’VE NEVER SMOKED, YOU’VE NEVER TAKEN DRUGS. WE DO SEE LOTS OF PICTURES OF YOU WITH BURGERS AND COKES

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– (dude) If there’s air conditioning, is there such thing as air shampooing? – (Ian) SHUT UP!!! – ♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ Whatchu gonna do? ♪ ♪ Whatchu gonna do when they come for you? ♪ ♪ (mumbling lyrics) ♪ ♪ (singing gibberish) ♪ – Hey, do you mind if I turn

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I am not a scie; I am not a climate scientist. I am not a climate scientist. I am not a climate scientist. I am… yo….we’re climate scientists.. and there’s no denying this Climate Change Is REEEEALL.. Who’s a climate scientist.. I’m a climate scientist.. Not a cleo finalist No, a climate scientist! Droppin facts

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