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WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST THIS EVENING IS A FORMER CONGRESSMAN, FORMER WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF, FORMER BALLET DANCER AND CURRENT MAYOR OF CHICAGO, PLEASE WELCOME HIS HONOR RAHM EMANUEL. (APPLAUSE) DO YOU KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE THAT YOU CAN POINT AT THAT MANY PEOPLE?

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>>THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN BEGAN MERCHANDISING PLASTIC TRUMP STRAWS ON ITS WEB SITE. THE ACCOMPANYING SLOGAN SAID LIBERAL PAPER STRAWS DON’T WORK. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BUY YOUR PACK OF STRAWS TODAY. ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>I ASK YOU TODAY TO JOIN ME — ‘LL NEVER JOIN YOU! LUKE, I

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “THE VIRGIN SUICIDES,” “SPIDER-MAN,” AND “THE BEGUILED.” PLEASE WELCOME, KIRSTEN DUNST! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )6z■ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )6z■>>Stephen: HELLO! HI!>>Stephen: HELLO.ñr HELLO.>>Stephen: WE JUST MET BRIEFLY BACKSTAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME.>>WE DID.>>Stephen: SO NICE TO

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HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “MEAN GIRLS,” “FIRST REFORMED,” AND “MAMMA MIA.” SHE NOW STARS IN “THE ART OF RACING IN THE RAIN.” PLEASE WELCOME, AMANDA SEYFRIED! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME. ( APPLAUSE ) >>I’M GOING TO STAND UNTIL YOU GUYS

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>>Stephen: HER NEW ALBUM, “INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS,” CAME OUT FRIDAY. PERFORMING “SORRY WOULD GO A LONG WAY,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TORI KELLY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ DON’T SEEM TO WANNA HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BEFORE ♪ WE DON’T GO OUT TO DINNER, AIN’T NO FLOWERS AT MY DOOR

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FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ALUM WHO CREATED AND STARS IN HBO’S “BARRY.”>>A AN AUDITION, YOU.>>YEAH.>>HAVE AN AUDITION.>>YEAH.>>WHAT, ARE THEY READING EXTRAS NOW?>>NO, IT’S SO WEIRD, SALLY SAID THE SAME THING.>>WHAT’S THE POINT.>>IT IS A GUY NAMED JT IN A MOVIE CALLED SWIM INSTRUCTORS.>>IS IT IS JUST

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YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME OVER THERE, MARIE KONDO-ING THE DAY’S BIG STORIES INTO THE PERFECTLY-ORGANIZED NEWS CLOSET THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO ROOT AROUND IN THE NEWS CRAWLSPACE FOR THE UNREAD MAGAZINES, THE OLD CAMP T-SHIRTS, AND THE BROKEN LITE BRITES THAT NO LONGER SPARK JOY, I

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) — FOLKS, M MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TWO-TIME ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM “LORD OF THE RINGS,” “BLUE JASMINE,” AND “OCEAN’S 8.” SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM “WHERE’D YOU GO, BERNADETTE.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” CATE BLANCHETT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (

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>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM “KNOCKED UP,” “FUNNY PEOPLE” AND “THIS IS 40”. SHE NOW STARS IN “EUPHORIA.” PLEASE WELCOME, MAUDE APATOW! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE SO SEE YOU AGAIN!>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: IT’S OUR PLEASURE!

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-Okay, be honest. Were you clapping for me or are you just trying to get the feeling back in your hands? Let me know. It is cold. The whole country is dealing with this crazy weather right now. Today, the polar vortex brought the coldest temperatures in 20 years to parts of the Midwest. Midwesterners

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