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– Getting married’s kinda like buying a new car. – A new car? – You know when you see that car in the showroom floor, just before you take it home? – [Jeff] Yeah. – That’s as good as it’s ever gonna look. (audience laughing) Pretty soon, it’ll have dents and scratches, parts start to

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– So, Walter, you guys have been married a long time. – Oh, yeah. – Ups and downs in every marriage. – Yeah. You ever been to any marriage counseling? – (groaning) Yes. – What’d that do for ya? – Look at me. (crowd laughing) I’m happy! (crowd laughing) – Come on, what were the

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ladies and gentlemen it is with the heavy heart that I got a report I got more bad news for you but that is what I do bring you guys the truth is your planetary defense commander and today's energy was probably the most unstable I built it being in a while so hang in

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so wold you guys been married a long time oh yeah ups and downs in every marriage she ever been in any marriage counseling yes what that do for you look at me I'm happy come on all of the results of the counseling well at the end of it all there are two folks

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