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– Amazing what the mind can do, isn’t it? – Mm. Keeps me employed. That’s for sure. – You know, Wheeler– maybe what happened wasn’t my fault, but I didn’t help. – Hey, join the club. Look, not for nothing, helping people is just– just about the hardest job there is. – You’ve been doing

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Good question. Let’s see. Infoseek, WebCrawler, oh, HotBot. Okay, literally any other topic. All right. How did you guys meet? Actually, we met online. Our-our first date was at a coffee shop. Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up. Oh, he looks sad again. Well, I really envy your relationship. Other than you two

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Yeah. So what else is going on with your life? Uh, well, I was dating a woman at the university. But we broke up. I’m sorry to hear that. I know you are, that’s why you just bought me a new iPad. And before you start, I am not interested in you arranging a marriage

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Next Thursday… They’re the talk of the town. Other than you two only having sex once a year, you’re the perfect couple. Big talk! You know about that? Everyone at the university does. I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj, Kripke, and a launch lady in the cafeteria. The Big Bang Theory. How everyone else found

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(Dramatic beat) -[Dani] Two days ago I had this nice, simple life. And now it’s a nightmare. (Choir sings) ♪If travel is searching♪ ♪And home has been found♪ ♪I am not stopping♪ (Liquid metal sound) (Choir sings) (Explosion) ♪I’m going hunting♪ (Smash) (Drums) ♪I’m the hunter♪ (Heartbeat) (Gunshots) (Explosion) (High-pitched tone) Who are you? (Music

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-Hi. So as a real fake TV doctor, the most important thing for us here is to stay healthy. You know, it’s all about… taking care of your insides, you know, eating healthy, remaining positive. You know, we all try — Julie! How many times do I have to tell you? Don’t eat this crap.

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In the fourth Transformers movie, there’s a scene where a random guy in an elevator helps Stanley Tucci beat someone up. That guy? Turns out he’s a Chinese boxer, Zou Shiming – a world champion & gold medalist. Elsewhere in the movie, you’ll see a Chinese milk box, and even a Chinese bank ATM in

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– Michael, how many times did I say you could go down to Earth? – Actually, you weren’t 100% explicit. – One time. I said you could go down there, save their lives, start the new timeline, and then come back here to observe them. One time! Is what I said. Uno. One. – Your

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