100 thoughts on “Trump Describes Earth’s Climate As ‘Record Clean’

  • An Marllo Post author

    It's fine?
    He hasn't read it.

  • Dallas Smith Post author

    As if all Three Stooges came back as Trump simultaneously.

  • Katt Hudson Post author

    FLINTS WATER IS STILL UNDRINKABLE!!!!!!!!

  • Marc Saturnino Post author

    One of the easiest writing jobs around has to be working for this show. You cannot make up things like this up. Literally, just repost what this idiot says and there it is.

  • Hong Fei Bai Post author

    As a religious man who believes in intelligence, if you had any intelligence and if you cared about the environment and the living beings on the planet, you would believe in climate change.

    South America got their pollution from many white oil companies who go in and invade, and don't care about pollution or the heath of the people who live there.

  • Tina Murphy Post author

    A lot of stupid for 1__.

  • pernus Post author

    Tough break, Muricuh, with the Dunning-Kruger effect getting elected president and all.

  • Gordon G Post author

    Doesn’t make any difference what we do if China and India pollute without regard

  • andrea Perry Post author

    Everyone knows by now reality or truth have nothing to do with what comes out of Trump's mouth. It's convenience, like his claim for a wall to protect his property from intensity of storms due to climate change.

  • Q Jones Post author

    The fact that liberals cannot convince each other to significantly reduce their footprints compared to Skeptics kind of shows how screwed the planet is. Seriously, how hard is it to give up beef? You would think on simple beef consumption the average between liberals and conservatives would show

  • Redlight Records Post author

    Trump is a dangerous embarrassment.

  • Jonathan Mariano Post author

    My eyes physically hurt from that degree of eye roll

  • Jane Kailey Post author

    You're not any more "intelligent" than Trump. Without your writers, you're just a steaming heap of mispronounced words.

  • russel lane Post author

    Please lose the trump voice; it's not very good, not funny, and really old… it makes good jokes painful to listen to

  • Vaibhav Post author

    Our "STREANH" guy is better than this one.

  • Calvin Odbert Post author

    OMG I am reminded by a Lennon saying
    "(Help!) I need somebody

    (Help!) Not just anybody

    (Help!) You know I need someone

    (Help!)
    "

  • Colleen Kelly Post author

    Hi from Australia…enjoying your orange shit show lol…popcorn anyone?

  • Aditya Waghmare Post author

    Trump is Flat Earth believer.

    obviously this is not reveal yet.
    But See There! you thought this was True cause of all the Dumber things Trumo has said.
    "If she were not my daughter, I'd be dating her"

  • Ejiehi Aigbokhan Post author

    "….I have heard better explanations of weather from toddlers on Benadryl"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • sgbobsg Post author

    Toddler on Benadryl.

  • Zol Infamus Post author

    Wtf….Trump talks like a 5 year old!

  • sgbobsg Post author

    Remember when we had a President who was a Rhodes Scholar?

  • Alan Bass Post author

    Soooooo bottom line when do we gather the masses for protests?

  • Ashton Goodnough Post author

    Dear God. Does Trump have to meet a word count every time he talks?

  • Rahul S Post author

    I feel sad for the humanity that we all have to share our precious oxygen with this buffoon.

  • moreno franco Post author

    Aaaah!! Stephen – you made me choke on my whiskey.."we're not believers, either…" LOL

  • Leigh Oats Post author

    If the unstable genuflecter (especially to fellow autocrats) who’s the part-time squatter at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue were ever asked to name the famous scientist who invented electricity or gravity or evolution or the atom or insulin or haemoglobin or quasars then he would get the wrong name every time, even if he would claim his usual blind certainty that such a person existed at one time or another.

    He might well try to name a person who invented any one of those things, but he would be hopelessly off beam each time.

  • Cristo Viene! Post author

    You know what is climate change? It's man-made weather hi-tech machines, airplanes that spray our air with chemicals! Where do you think it goes? Down to the water, food, and the air we breath!! Do the math before you speak!!

  • Cristo Viene! Post author

    Trump doesn't believe the UK or UN should control the weather with their technology, at tax payer expence? UK are globalist, promoting a One World Order!! América wakeup and do your math!

  • George Ramos Post author

    trump is a funny puppy. As he likes to say

  • Aleah Henderson Post author

    “Climate is at a record clean…” Really? You’re the president. Is literacy at a record low?

  • Dagzilla brofist Post author

    wtf….isnt there a certain IQ level that you need to be president? if not then why dont you let a wet paper bag full of bricks run your country, it would probably do a better job. i honestly thought he was just acting stupid at first, but now i know its no act. i feel sorry for america now

  • Nicholas Cox Post author

    Thanks for the laugh – "global freezing"

  • Andy Hsia Post author

    "One of the problems that a lot of people like myself — we have very high levels of intelligence, but we’re not necessarily such believers. You look at our air and our water, and it’s right now at a record clean. But when you look at China and you look at parts of Asia and when you look at South America, and when you look at many other places in this world, including Russia, including — just many other places — the air is incredibly dirty. And when you’re talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small. And it blows over and it sails over. I mean, we take thousands of tons of garbage off our beaches all the time that comes over from Asia. It just flows right down the Pacific, it flows, and we say where does this come from. And it takes many people to start off with."

    This is the POTUS. I don't even know where to begin…

  • The Chain Post author

    How many likes can I give a video? This explains everything…

  • Christa Woods Post author

    literally peed! dying! omg

  • twistedmastr Post author

    Trump is certifiable at this point. “Oceans are very small” my ass! 70% of the Earth is water. WATER!!! at this point i wouldnt be surprised if Trump turned out to be one of those nutcases who still believes the Earth is flat… 😒

    this reminds me of that South Park episode “Smug” which parodies smog (air pollution) with smug pollution when Trump tries to compare America to China which has notoriously bad air pollution. climiate change has nothing to do any ONE country. its a GLOBAL effect resulting from global pollution.

  • enriqueali Post author

    I find it very hard to follow any coherent pattern of logical thought when Trump speaks. It's hard to disagree with what someone says when you can't even make any sense of what they're saying!! 😕😕😕

  • R Nickerson Post author

    The man can't speak. He can't form sentences. Why do people think he's smart???

  • Scott Carlass Post author

    Holy LOLZ. Trump is soooo dumb, I can't stop laughing. Ohhhhh jeeeez, we're all doomed.

  • tubbergen Post author

    impeach him and lock him up before it’s too late

  • Bonnie Robinson Post author

    Trump is an idiot!

  • Patrick Nelson Post author

    After rumps rewet about pollution I have one question…. I thought Trump didn't drink, where is he getting his stash?

  • Lorenzo Benitez Post author

    Typical explanation coming from the cheeto Mussolini 😂😂😂😂

  • Elvira-Irina Reisinger Post author

    Trump could be dropped on a small island which is slowly sinking due to the change and rising water and then we show him the middle finger while he screams for a lifeboat!

  • Zack Steele Post author

    I wonder if Trump is a flat-earther .

  • Camry Dixon Post author

    The world is on fire and everything is burning
    Trump: This is fine

  • Adolfo J. Barreto Post author

    Ok, it was funny. Do you understand that this is the most powerful man on Earth? If not dial 911 for further assistance. lOL.

  • Tejas Nair Post author

    Oh shit

  • Angry Kittens Post author

    Oceans are very small and very wet. TRUFACT!

  • Laurence Hirst Post author

    It's remarkable!..When you really read Trumps 'tweets', as he wrote them, they make little sense, there is little logic, in fact i wonder if he wrote them at all! And if he did, was he in his right mind! The lack of reality to them display clearly that he's living in a fantasy world! He seems to be deluded about everything! He thinks nothing is his doing, it's everybody else's fault, even when he ordered it! His lies are obvious to anybody reading them, except him! I think he's become so delusional that he instantly convinces himself that the lies he tells, are really the truth! I can't see any other explanation when his lies become so blatant!

  • Azure Balmung Post author

    Stephen has a point about hiding it in the casserole. In fact, a quote from a book called "Calamity":
    "You hid these physics-breaking inventions….at the bottom of a bowl of potato salad?"
    "Of course – who looks for valuables in the fridge? I just leave the less valuable things on the tables."

  • Azure Balmung Post author

    I'm reminded of the Justice League scene of Wonder Woman trying to convince the world leaders of climate change….and her fellow amazons might resort to if their behavior damages their island. And when the chief of the summit's security mentioned he had orders to shoot her if she talked to them like that again, she merely smirked and tapped her wristbands.

  • Ludovic Touitou Post author

    I can forgive American voters for electing a ruthless shark as a president… But not a moron

  • Nguyen TT Post author

    Trump is senile. It's obvious.

  • Kalana Jasenthuliyana Post author

    Stop calling him "sir".

  • Gabe Tower Post author

    I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!

  • Carolyn Grinberg Post author

    Please let this craziness end. I'm an old lady. I don't have much longer to go and no desire to take my species with me… and I'd like to believe SOME humans are rational enough to see and address climate change and figure out how to stop the icecaps from melting like the witch in Wizard of Oz. So long and thanks for all the fish.

  • PiBiNi Post author

    😂😂

  • stanleyban Post author

    Hahahahahahaha!!! Lmao!!!

  • Brigada JAH Post author

    Yall libtards know hes not only got the werrds.. But the best werrds aight?!

  • Jeanie Willard Post author

    Colbert, thank you for making me laugh instead of weep!

  • Owleyes Post author

    The president is an idiot

  • Holly Kuhl Post author

    Trump is acting like his teacher caught him not doing a his homework, "its fine…"

  • Bestoink Dooley Post author

    Trump admittedly dislikes to read and does so only with great difficulty. Also his attention span is too short to sit through briefings, he essentially trusts his intuition. This is the ignorant dope we have as president.

  • thomas persson Post author

    Trump is right

  • Rayzersword Post author

    At this point the only thing that might save you guys is if you create a rule where all presidential candidates must take an I.Q. test and make the result public… there's not much worse than an obvious idiot claiming to be highly intelligent. Even I would not make the claim to be highly intelligent but I can pretty much guarantee you I knew more about the worls around me by the time I was 10 than Donald Trump does now. His knowledge of science and technology and even of the very language he speaks are at an elementary school level and on top of that he seems to have far below average motor skills it is a wonder that he can even dress himself in the morning.

  • mikechrishill Post author

    What is omitted in the Paris Agreement however is the leading cause of Climate Change, how can they combat it when they don't address the leading cause? https://conscioussociopoliticalreview.org/2019/06/01/environmental-summits-lies-and-hypocrisy

  • D. Freeman Post author

    Our president is so blinded by his own greed is okay with damning future generations instead of facing reality

  • MrKErocks Post author

    Trunp enjoys sowing chaos. I've actually witnessed him saying that on some show. He thinks it's a good business strategy…

  • JP Later Post author

    Choose a moron and live shorter. Forget COLLUSION and OBSTRUCTION. Denying the Climate Crisis is a crime against humanity!

  • Iain Herridge Post author

    The strange thing is that trumps cult can decipher his incoherent rants!

  • firefox5926 Post author

    0:14 well rule of thumb for every degree c you rise in global temps you lose 10% of the grain crops …https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc_4Z1oiXhY

  • Sonny Haskins Post author

    UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS VERY MUCH AN 'ORANGE ASSHOLE'……YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF IDIOT THAT YOU JUST WANT TO ERASE & HOPE HE GOES AWAY……HE ALWAYS FEELS THE NEED TO GIVE SPEECHES ( which doesnt work for him, as he tends to have many " run on sentences"..) WHICH MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE THE IDIOT HE IS….AND WITH AN I.Q. OF AROUND 76-80 HE TENDS TO SPIN LITTLE WEBS OF LIES DURING MOST OF HIS SPEECHES THAT , AFTERWARDS, CAN NEVER GET OUT OF OR EXPLAIN CLEARLY.

  • Lindalee Law Post author

    Trump's,climate report-
    How? He wets his pointer finger, and,hold it up to see which way the wind is blowing.

  • MrBenniem Post author

    It would be a nice new TV serie….. Trump and Dumberer

  • David Edwards Post author

    tRump read some of the report and it was fine.
    Of course, what he didn't say was the bit he read said…
    "Report into Climate Change"
    After that, he stopped reading, because he knows all about it. That's the burden of great intelligence!

  • Joe Bitgood Post author

    Yeah so the water so clean here in Florida that we have incredible red tide killing the fish making people sick we now have a new exciting flesh eating bacteria and two new mosquito borne diseases that I don't even know the names of are coastal Waters have been invaded by invasive species is such as the lionfish the Everglades is virtually shut down and not doing the job it's supposed to be doing the Trump is not smart enough to comprehend the information which is put on his desk I find it interesting that he has not done a single tweak about the mass shooting last night I'm surprised he's not raging and jumping up and down now that is shooter said he was going to Target illegal immigration he was such a good little trumpy I just wish I'd wake up in the morning and here at some crazy m********* took him out

  • Nancy Desch Post author

    The report is fine or the climate is fine? He's got the intellect of an 8 year old child and here we are stuck with this goon.

  • joseph bodden Post author

    toddler on Benadryl? I think I favor the neurosyphilis diagnosis

  • Evon Williams Post author

    Why do they keep letting trump talk everything that comes out of his mouth is stupid

  • Bonnie Forman Post author

    He can't read, he can't write, and doesn't even know that he can't think straight. I knew kids back in the 70's who had just smoked about 4 bongs that could speak and think more clearly than Trump – I'm not kidding. What an idiot. Wow – and this moron is our President. Even after 30 months, I am still shocked by it.

  • blueange1s Post author

    Hi guys & gals I'm NZ Maori born n breed, I am not by any stretch of imagination the brightest star in the galaxy far far away 3:04 but when you read this guys twitters this makes me feel like I am 1% more brainy than the Commander In Cheat, this guy is thicker than a concrete foundation

  • Colin Matheson Post author

    Sounds like Trump really knows his stuff

  • Russ Brown Post author

    If Fatass comb over is still trying to figure out all of his shortcommings he needs to start with very simple reading. Donald, you know that all knowledge in modern time is recorded in print. To be a president you must have the ability to read. Rember DONALD, look over here. You must have the ability. DONALD look at me. You must learn how to re. DONALD you ignorant, moron. Learning to read is …. the
    Screw this. Get this dimwitted, small handed, self proclaimed genius, a pussy to play with before he makes a huge hole in his dong Rubbing it like, that is disgusting. DONALD STOP THAT. Masterbator in Chief

  • Sonny Haskins Post author

    STEPHEN, THE COMPARISON B' TWEEN THE ORANGE MORON AND THE TODDLER WAS AMAZING- THANK YOU….I'LL BET THE TODDLER COULD EVEN FIND AND PUT INTO OPERATION THE ATOMIC BOMB CODES BETTER THAN THE ORANGE MORON………..YA KNOW, ALL WE NEED IS A LEADER WHO CANT FIND HIS OWN WAY WITH TWO FLASHLIGHTS AND A COMPASS AND I AM SURE ONE OR MORE FORIEGN OPPORTUNISTS WILL DO THEIR BEST TO GET THE CODES FROM TRUMP……

  • Sonny Haskins Post author

    AND I'M SURE THAT EITHER PUTIN OR JUNG UN WILL BE RIGHT @ THE TOP OF THE LIST..YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THEY ALL ' SHARE' AN AMAZING " BROMANCE" WITH EACH OTHER…..😂😁😄……YA, RIGHT- IN A PIG'S EYE ( which pig ?)…..

  • Vince C Post author

    I love Stephen Colbert his humor is excellent
    But climate change paranoia is all hogwash. It's a hoax pushed by the UN the EU and Greenpeace etc

  • The Hulk Post author

    “And believe me, no one can lie to you better than me”-Donald Trump

  • Here to help Post author

    ____________Seems CNN is broadcasting/producing fake news again.
    The truth is:
    The Earth started out with volcanoes and lava…with enough carbon spewing out to grow huge plant-life… which supported huge plant-eating animals….animals that couldn't put out fires….so the fires just burned and burned….and the plants (who thrive on carbon) just grew and grew. The Earth eventually started to cool as the many volcanoes went away. The carbon levels plummeted so the huge plant life plummeted too…..along with the huge plant eating animals.
    Huge ice formations accumulated near the poles. The Earth balanced itself out with smaller plants and smaller animals. (Earth has a way of balancing itself out.) Humans were created and eventually learned how to put out the forest fires….and the carbon levels diminished again….so the plant life diminished too.
    Then came the democrats and the (AOC) SQUAD. They wanted to stop the production of carbon completely!!! But thank god Earth has a way of balancing itself out and created Trump. Without Carbon…. life on Earth is doomed…it's a mathematical certainty. Democrats do not believe in facts….only themselves….Earth has a way of dealing with that too. Trump 2020
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  • Ellie Olivarez Post author

    I cant believe people voted for trump.
    I cant believe peope even vote.
    Its always rigged.

  • Joe Morales Post author

    RUMP CANT READ

  • Joe Morales Post author

    RUMP CANT READ

  • Joe Morales Post author

    RUMP CANT READ

  • Joe Morales Post author

    RECORD CLEAN=WEATHER WEAPONS RECORDS SCRUBBED

  • Joe Morales Post author

    RECORD CLEAN=WEATHER WEAPONS RECORDS SCRUBBED

  • Joe Morales Post author

    RECORD CLEAN=WEATHER WEAPONS RECORDS SCRUBBED

  • Wendy Miles Post author

    Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

  • CaptEoNinja83 Post author

    We're doomed.

  • A7xFo Post author

    Is Stephen Colbert supposed to be funny? Even as someone who hates Trump, I don't see what people find entertaining/funny about this man.

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